Oct 25 2013
4 notes

The Thousandth Time

"Jesus wasn’t even born on Christmas," the atheist said again.

Oct 25 2013
9 notes

The Free WiFi Brothel

She traded her body to check her email.

Oct 25 2013
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The Ascetic Environmentalist

She ate all her cigarette butts.

Oct 25 2013
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The Disenchanted Genie

It was the nineteenth flat stomach on the day.

Oct 25 2013
7 notes

The Maternal Instinct

She fastened his car seat before driving into the river.

Oct 25 2013
37 notes

The Coffee Shop

He’d been waiting all afternoon to say it: “Oh this? Just a novel I’ve been kinda working on.”

Oct 21 2013
3 notes

The Move

She lifted her shirt to clean off his vomit. The plan worked.

Oct 18 2013
8 notes

The Instagram

She decided on the Sutro filter for the open casket.

Oct 16 2013
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The Hamster Wheel

Management added cages to the treadmill desks. Employees lauded the boost in security.

Oct 15 2013
14 notes

The Soda Factory

Instead of quitting, he shook up all the bottles on the conveyer belt.

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