Oct 16 2013
5 notes

The Hamster Wheel

Management added cages to the treadmill desks. Employees lauded the boost in security.

Oct 15 2013
14 notes

The Soda Factory

Instead of quitting, he shook up all the bottles on the conveyer belt.

Oct 07 2013
9 notes

The Comeback

He thought he pulled out.

Oct 04 2013
5 notes

The Horrific

She died pretty.

Oct 03 2013
24 notes

The Quick Fix

The city installed armrests in the middle of every bench. She unfolded a cardboard box on the sidewalk and slept.

Sep 25 2013
6 notes

The Church

She asked for god and got a credit card.

Sep 22 2013
12 notes

The Hangover

He awoke to the pain he evaded. This time it brought friends.

Sep 19 2013
11 notes

The Foreign

She hid in her bedroom until the maids finished the kitchen.

"I need to learn Spanish," she said.

Sep 18 2013
2 notes

The Excuse

Honestly, he only ran into the street to stop and pick up a dollar.

Sep 16 2013
29 notes

The Interpretation

As her cucumbers grew bigger, fewer people opted for oral ingestion.

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